Why does God think it fun or maybe funny to pair two individuals who think nothing alike? Seriously... I'd like an answer to that one!
You know those "What I really meant to say" posts like this one here? I have a few of those... Thinking them is about as close as I'll get, I'm afraid...
The next time life hands me lemons, I'm not making friggin lemonade! I'm using the little bastards as grenades!
Do you need a get-away car to have a get-away?
How long is the mandatory jail time on robbing a bank? Does that constitute "taking a break"?
What actually preceeds checking oneself into a mental institution? If it's talking to yourself or random freak-outs, I shoulda been gone a long time ago!
I love learning a new program that makes me look smart...
Getting the mail at our house is a cross between Christmas and a call from the IRS... (Think about that one!)
I looked up and my daughter is an amazing adult-like person. Not sure I like that!
I wish I could find an oil that would be like bottled excitement... And one for eliminating procrastination... And one to keep from killing those that irritate me...
Have a good day folks! I have to head off to the grocery store.... Pray for me!
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